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My Pleasure

from Alter Ego by Shen Teh

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May I bring you towels, sheets and wash your underwear?
May I rub your neck and comb your hair?
May I throw away your junk and trash?
Then wipe off your table and empty your ashtray?
May I pour you a beer, or two, or three?
Chicken or pasta? How was your steak?
I smile when you yell at me, God, I’m not faking, when I say, it’s my…

…Pleasure, I’ll do anything for you!
It’s my goal to make you happy through and through
It’s my pleasure, oh absolutely, Sir!
What can I do for you?

May I make your bed and read your complaints?
Your faces and toenails lacquer with paints?
May I sing you a song, or two, or three?
But keep eating your sandwich, it’s all for you, not for me.
My Bachelor of Art’s more useful than it seems,
for eight bucks an hour I’ll fulfill your dreams,
from riches to rags, my American Dream,
unlimited freedom is not what it seems, it’s my goddamn…

…Pleasure, I’ll do anything for you!
It’s my goal to make you happy through and through
It’s my pleasure, oh absolutely, Sir!
What can I do for you?

But when darkness falls, I say “Adieu”
make my malicious thoughts come true
Leave me alone, you snobbish pricks! It’s enough!

I’ll Rip off my apron, spit in your soup, step on your steak
It feels so good
Throw off my nametag, pour beer in your bed and smash your TV
It feels so good
You’ll soak in your cocktail, I’ll chop off your hair, dump waste on your
frontyard
It feels so good, yes, it feels so good!

Now here’s a reality, the way that I see it,
I’ll take that damn bed and you’ll serve instead.
Like puppets on strings, you’ll bring me sweet things,
with “What is your pleasure?” and “All for your leisure!”

You’ll bow and you’ll scrape, such sweet Jack’a’Napes,
and should you displease me, I promise, you’ll feel me!
Now, dance till you drop, till your arrogance pops,
I’m done with your wining, your childish pining
for someone with nametag to carry your fucking bag!
So, come along, folks, harness your yokes and sing: “It’s our…

…Pleasure, I’ll do anything for you!
It’s our goal to make you happy through and through
It’s our pleasure, oh absolutely, Miss!
What can I do for you?”

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from Alter Ego, released March 6, 2015

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